Sunday Spotlight – T. Money

While most of our country’s politicians publicly support the misguided and dangerous idea that Sunday is a day of rest, we view Sunday as one more chance to one-up the French. Consequently, we tasked our team of unpaid, interns from the Little Ivies with identifying and profiling an inspirational leader in the field of business who is not baby-boomer-deadweight hanging on to their redundant positions until forced out.  After reviewing reports from Cambridge Analytica and Bain, we have identified Thomas L. as our new favorite Tireless Worker Unit (“TWU”).  He is living proof that intellect can be converted into units of value and exchanged for a wide variety of units, including units of love, friendship, and bearer bonds.  We know you are at your desk today so hopefully one of your unpaid interns flags this profile for your CV. Keeping churning out those units, and never forget about synergy!